Шмяков : Pizdyuli!

Fun and very cool
With pizdyulyami on fucking,
Life becomes more beautiful
Wonderful, warm!

People happily laugh
On my eblo looking
Pizdyuli easily given,
In pizdyulyah walk not in vain.

All laugh as active
Everybody scream to me: «Hey, soldier!»
So this is positive,
I go, well done!

True, if under the eyes,
Too pizdyuley complete
Then at least for days, even at night,
Odnohuystvenno dark.

And in this instance,
Can be up to judge:
Pizdyuli fine in moderation,
Even nehuy speak.

But probably at first I
Must be in color to tell
That «pizdyul» means
And about where they recruit.

This term has emerged, however,
From the verb «to give the pussy»
And it is, anyone
Attribute of beauty.

Pizdyuli are now
Most colorful stripes.
Indigo or dark blue -
Basic color pizdyuley.

Violet, bardovy,
Pizdyuley is the color
Even the dark-turquoise
Or yellow like an omelet.

From a palette of this perky,
You can also watch
Color green, red, black,
All colors are not counted.

Pizdyuli week go,
One person in two,
But the tenacious all like,
Pizdyuli on his head.

Pizdyuli not destroy!
Pizdyuli — they are everywhere!
Pizdyuley score you can,
Tell me more where:

For example, suddenly you say, maybe
You''''''''re a passerby, «Hey, shit!»
Immediately joyful passer-by,
Will give you three pizdyulya.

Il a taxi driver in the car,
Nablyuesh on his steering wheel,
And the taxi driver, pussy bassist
Will return happily pizdyul.

Well, if you''''''''re in the dumplings
Cook pussy you will send,
From him you must,
Instantly acquire pizdyul!

If suddenly the opportunity will be
Pizdyuley get,
Do not hesitate to people
With pizdyulyami better live!

If the person you see
Bay ebalo not be sorry,
After all, it does not offend you,
Lots of fresh pizdyuley!

Well, if met a friend
Dare I open secret:
Give pizdyuley each other,
To be stronger than friendship!

If you''''''''re going suddenly to the museum,
Certainly poshali:
Draw the same out there soon
The portraits pizdyuli!

Pizdyulyami, frankly,
You can cure illness,
I suggest elsewhere,
Pizdyuli give around.

Pizdyuli be honorable,
Pizdyuli always looking for
With pizdyulem go willingly,
And without pizdyulya sad.

Indeed, without pizdyuley, I know
Live quite unhappily,
So, people, I assure you
Pizdyuli need all of us.

The whole history of the earth -
In pizdyulyah long ago:
Caesar, Grozny, a tribe of Maya
Borodino lousy ...

Pizdyuley nonweak given,
Pechenegs in the fields,
Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin -
Drowned in pizdyulyah.

Nor, for that popizdovalo -
Gorbachev, ebis it in his mouth,
Pizdyuley paid a lot,
Carried out a coup.

This slogan everyone knows,
And no need to go to college:
With pizdyulyami you brave
And without pizdyuley you are a coward!

Soon all those with pizdyulyami,
Capture the whole world,
In the meantime, decide for yourself,
With pizdyulem be or not.